Let’s give it one last shot.

I still believe in Xavier’s dream.

And I’m hype.

Hey Prestimion, wanna hear something dumb? Pariah Shield, plus Darksteel Plate plus High Priest of Penance.

Shift Spitemare into Oros colors, add some black control and card draw?  Yes!

YES.

And people wonder why I don’t talk about my hobby.

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I can’t get over how much Jeb Bush looks like a thumb.

Sad that I forgot to say goodbye to Mickey Rooney.  It wasn’t his best or proudest role by a long shot, but he’ll always be Lampie to me.

If I see one more fucking neckbeard profiled on the MtG mothership or jacked off by those smug dipshits who make the MtG Pro Tour snuff videos, I’m going to vomit lava. It makes me sick to see these slovenly social cripples posing as the public face of my hobby. Clean yourselves up or get back in the basement, you scummy fuckers.

Just look at these hashtag activists!

Just look at these hashtag activists!

fallontonight:

We’re so excited to have Val Kilmer on the show tonight!
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Getting this gif out there is a public service.

fallontonight:

We’re so excited to have Val Kilmer on the show tonight!

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Getting this gif out there is a public service.